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A mom of an eight year old boy is awaiting her son's arrival from school. As he runs in, he says he needs to talk to her about making babies. He claims he knows about the development of a fetus, but doesn't understand the answer to the million dollar question. Namely, how does the sperm get into the woman? The mom asks the boy what he thinks the answer is. The boy says that the sperm is manufactured in the man's stomach, rises up to his chest, then throat, and into his mouth, where he then kisses the woman and deposits the sperm into her mouth. The mom tells her boy that it is a good guess, but it's wrong. She gives him a hint by telling him that the sperm comes out of the man's penis.

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So, you want to tell a sex joke? First and foremost, know your audience. A dirty joke may also land you in HR, and we want to avoid that. You also might not want to whip out a dirty joke in front of your parents, grandparents, or in-laws—but hey, we don't know what your relationship is like your fam, so you do you. This is

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And have we got some great dirty jokes for you. It goes without saying that the following contains some strong language, and very adult humour. Why is there no jam? Have you run out of eggs? Sex with me these days is akin to thumbing marshmallows into the anus of a cat. Sex is a lot quicker. You open presents in front of your family!

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Added: 09.06.2021

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